Sydney people: I’ve never liked them. With all their energy, and commitment, and logic – who do they think they’re fooling. They will all be sorry when they wake up dead in the lake of fire with the stench of brimstone burning their lungs. Then it will be too late to go back and persecute outsiders or vote for the Australian Liberal Party like any God-fearing conservative Christian would. Another reason to hate Sydneysiders is this pair of fatuous flashers. These boats you’re skiing naked past are named after Royalty damn it! Show some respect you heathen sodomites!
Consumer protection is pretty much dead in Australia. Sure we have the ACCC, and they do a fine job with the resources and terms of reference they get, but I would love to see them ten times the size, and with the power to put wayward CEOs in the stocks, and allow the public to pelt rotton fruit (or bricks, or hand grenades). Nothing would ensure effective corporate self-regulation more than heavily armed death squads of consumer advocates ploughing through the occasional board of directors of a cosmetics company with AK-47s blazing.
On the bright side though, at least the Australian government has had the balls to start a “do not call” register to keep the telemarketers away. You can (and should) register for it here: https://www.donotcall.gov.au.
Bah. Why would anyone make a film called pervert. It’s almost like they’re not ashamed of their degenerate lifestyles. I for one will be buying fifty copies of this movie – at least forty of which will be going onto the village bonfire next Queens Birthday long weekend. And why is the busty trollop on the cover looking so happy. HIDE YOUR SHAME GIRLY BEFORE THE LORD CASTS IT DOWN INTO THE BOTTOMLESS TIT PIT!
Sick. And getting sicker. The end-times are upon us. The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are feeding and watering their mounts in preparation for the looming final battle. How do I know this? Because men are having CARnal knowledge! This is so wrong in every conceivable way (and a whole mess of inconceivable ones) that it must spell the end of the world. No other explanations could possibly work.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
I can’t believe the hide of these people. If They turn at at my dawn service, I will personally bayonet charge the lot of them and use their entrails as sausages. Mind you I wouldn’t even feed the sausages to my dogs. Or if I did I’d have to kill my dogs, and feed them to some other dogs. And then I’d have to kill those dogs and cremate the carcasses. And then I would have to take the ashes to Keith Richards, and get him to snort them. Then I’d have to kill Keith Richards (which would be a good idea anyway), and feed his entrails to another dog, and so on. Thus the circle of life is complete.
I told you so. Everyone who knows me personally will tell you I am the last man to gloat, and yet gloat I must because I was right and all you nudists were wrong. Cop it sweet you internerds and tellecomputers, or whatever. Finally, vindication in the mass media (apart from the Daily Telegraph, which always agrees with me). Fly that up your flagpoles you pinko Fairfax hacks and let’s see which perverts salute it now!
Bloody scientists. Who died and made them God? I’ts all well and good complaining that abstinence programs are ineffective in stopping promiscuity, but if you ask me throwing a few billion US bucks at promoting God’s law can never be money wasted. Sure the teenagers are still going at it like Catholics, but at least in a few years when their genitals fall off from the pox, they will at least be able to look back and realise that God’s laws were right after all – just like I did. They will also realise that God is never giving them their private parts back. I miss my cock and balls.
In all my career as a scholar, educator, and a former of young minds and bodies, I have never encountered such an outrage. This pervert was quite rightly ejected from his position. I just pray to Jesus Christ Almighty that he was weeded out before his perversion had a chance to take root in the innocent youth in his charge. Shame, nudist. Shame. And how dare you try to sully the good name of a hero like Monty with your perversion. Double shame!
Thank you very much-o Mister Roboto for at least having the courage to state your intentions right on the cover of this DVD. Anyone who wants to bring a copy of this garbage to bonfire night will be welcomed in my village with open arms. Some people think that just because these perverts are not real people that they are harmless. Let me tell you that He of the Fierry Pit is using these shiny circles to dazzle and recruit souls for his army of the damned. Bad Satan – no biscuit. Down boy!
Nudism is like a contagious disease, and it’s reaching pandemic proportions. Just look at how openly these perverts advertise their wares. Hide your shame people, or God will smite you once and for all. Remember: your genitalia is a gift from God for the purpose of procreation. It says in the Human Being EULA that if you mis-use your sex-organs, the Lord may revoke your private parts at any time without notice. You have been warned.