Saturday, February 25, 2006
The film, The Passion Of The Christ, has triggered tensions in a New South Wales country town since it started screening last week. Several prominent homosexuals from the Wagga District in the Riverina have condemned the film, which tells the story of a loony messiah, and they have urged people not to see it. But […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Why to all these losers insist on berating our grate leader. If he wants to give 300 million dollars of Australian farmers money to Saddam Hussein, then he must have had a damned good reason for it. Just because you can’t understand him doesn’t mean you should question him – that’s just plain unpatriotic. Now […]
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
One of the boys in the village has just played me a song by some new band called “Husky Doo” or something like that. It was called You’re a Soldier. I listened to it, thinking it would be an ode to the honest salt-of-the-earth soldiery. To my horror these pimply youths seemed to think there […]
Wednesday, February 8, 2006
For years this slippery pervert has been running free, just beyond the long arm of the law. Now at last the irrefutable evidence that could put him where he belongs: BEHIND BARS!
Tuesday, February 7, 2006
The only w ay Mick Jagger could have avoided this weeks award would have been by censoring himself completely from that super-whatsit thing.
Saturday, February 4, 2006
Why do these loony lefty types persist. Honestly, these spineless nancies are doomed to fail. Just last week I hired a pack of young boys to help me do some chores around the compound. At the end of a health-giving day of hard labour, I rewarded them whith a shiny new dollar coin to share […]
Thursday, February 2, 2006
I left it beside the bed last night and some little bastard has stolen it. I will tan your hide if I catch you. I bet it was the same miscreant that took my walking stick last week.
Thursday, February 2, 2006
I have it on good authority that every time you look at a web page using Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser, you are committing a mortal sin which make the baby Jesus cry. Using Mozilla Firefox pokes the eye of Satan with a chilli coated stick. Here’s a poem to help you remember this. Microsoft makes […]
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
Enough! I’m in control of this blog now. get your stinky mitts off it! THIS IS THE LAW! Keep a civil tounge in your heads or we’ll chop your hands off I cannae think of any more rules. DON”T ARGUE!
Wednesday, February 1, 2006
You are all useless little bastards. I hope you all get cancer of the notrils and die a slow painfull death.