Friday, September 29, 2006
Perverts seem to be infesting every corner of the globe. I am in two minds about this article. On one hand, there are too many of the foreign devils crawling over the planet. On the other hand, abortion is against the word of God. But then again, sending foreigners to Hell is probably good, because […]
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Filth. Why would anyone want to remember the shameful lusts of the past? Surely you should be putting this sort of degenerate rubbish behind you, not celebrating it. Bah! I would say something like “back in my day…”, but most of these contraptions came from my day.
Monday, September 25, 2006
This pervert makes my blood boil. He goes against God’s will by promoting polygamy, and does it in God’s name! This is the kind of degenerate that gives good honest fundamentalists like myself a bad name. I say we should drown him in the salt lake! Stone him at the town gates at dawn. ANYTHING […]
Friday, September 22, 2006
While I’m on a roll, let me tell you that only stupid fucks use “Gotalk” for their telecommunication needs. May I suggest a name change to “GoFuck Yourself You Filthy Fucking Shithead Arselickers”. Not only did they want to charge me more than my current phone company (3.5c more per local call, for christs sake), […]
Friday, September 22, 2006
I know everyone always complains about telemarketers, but since getting a new phone number 2 years ago, I’ve been hounded by these pricks. It’s time to fight back. Every time I get a call from one of these arseholes I plan to shame them here. First cab off the ranks is Citibank. I am doing […]
Friday, September 22, 2006
What is this Hippity Hoppity I keep hearing about? Whatever it is, the people making it are PERVERTS. Look at their demands: Beer, Whisky, Vodka, Coca Cola, Condoms, Cigars, Energy drinks, Donuts, Socks! Are these people musicians, or depraved libertines?
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Television, drug of a nation, breeding ignorance and feeding MASTURBATION. The good news is that when you all go blind, you won’t be able to see this filth any more.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Well, they are ALL in danger if I get hold of them, but now those stinking pansies at Greenpeace are helping promote perversion by warning their fellow perverts about potentially harmful sex toys. Frankly the government should be MANDATING the use of dangerous materials in this kind of product – maybe then we wouldn’t have […]
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Som many perverts, so little time. Because I am developing a large back-log of perverts, my Pervert of the Week column will now be updated every few days – for a while at least. So here is todays’ Bonus Pervert:
Monday, September 11, 2006
Following the story of Irelands Nudist Airline, and on the 5th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, comes another flying pervert. And he’s got one of those Arabic sounding names. He’s probably not even a Christian! Why the Lord tolerates people like this I will never understand.