Hippies. Hippies! HIPPIES! Every week more of them end up in my almost omnipotent view. This weeks’ vile hippies are of the tree-hugging variety, quite literally I’m afraid. And what’s worse is that they are NAKED. So, when does naked hugging cross the line into FORNICATION? I don’t really want to know, and yet I […]
THe Dorset coast is particularly lovely, or at least it was. Now gangs of naked perverts want to destroy the natural beauty of the region by covering it with their disgusting naked bodies. Mark my words, that global warming thing is going to lead to more of this sort of behaviour. We need to stamp […]
Something doesn’t smell right about this story. Lawyers, ex bikies, nakedness. Why won’t the Herald Sun just come to the point and tell us what is really going on here. I can’t make head nor tail of this, but I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that it’s something PERVERTED!
One thing I have noticed since starting this column is that certain nationalities continue to crop up here. The Japanese, certain European countries, even the Americans – all of them are over-represented here. One nation that seems to pop up with monotonous regularity despite having a population of about 3 dozen, it New Zealand. Now […]
Rugby used to be a manly game for high spirited lads – good clean wholesome sport. Lately (since the 1950s) something has been going rotten in the state of Rugby, and bow it stinks to high heaven. I think the last nail in the coffin was the involvement of prominent homosexual Alan Jones in the […]
When you enlist in the military, you must adhere to a code which ensures your good conduct. When people break the rules, others get hurt, killed, or worse, disgraced. In the case of this soldier, we were lucky that his shenanigans hurt nobody but himself. It does make me wonder if the recruiters are going […]
The church is having a hard enough time in this day of so-called “science”. Apparently just because God is an impossibility, some perverts choose not to believe in him. They will get theirs on the day of judgment. Now it seems that the church is also under attack from the perverts within. Here is a […]
I don’t go to parties much. Some people might think it’s because I don’t get invited. They would be mostly right, but even if I did get invited, I wouldn’t go. Why? Because this sort of thing is always happening at parties. Naked women wielding fashion accessories as weapons, stealing police cars, then getting shot. […]
Naked. AIDS. Foreigners. Charity. Buddhists! I give up. Read this one and weep. Weep for JESUS you pigs!