And while I’m posting this flood of perversions… Some people think Middle Eastern politics is complicated. I think it’s simple: You put a bunch of people who are basically un-likeable next to each other, and you end up with everybody fighting everybody else. The solution? That’s harder. Genocide? Diplomacy? Forced conversion to Christianity? Who cares! One thing I am sure of though is that diplomacy is bound to fail if this is the calibre of diplomats you appoint. I can understand Israel wanting to send these sorts of people out of the country, but what moron put them in charge of International relationships?
Old perverts never die, they just form new bands. The most worrying aspect of this is that apparently they are encouraging our precious youth to follow in their perverted footsteps – even offering them prizes to do so. And what in God’s name is a “Bif Naked”? Bah! I’ll give HIM BIF!
Apologies for my recent tardiness in posting, but I have been back in my beloved Queensland. While I was there, THIS FILTH was brought to my attention. Let me state, right here & now that had I been in the vicinity during this particular event, there would have been a few cyclists going home using a different mode of transport – the police truck or the ambulance. Either one works for me!
I’ve never trusted the media. While some commentators have accused me of being in bed with the more “right” minded press, I would never have gone as far as this pervert. And what’s wrong with these police – this pervert was naked, you had every right to shoot him – even if he was tucked up snugly in his own bed. Nakedness in bed is the Devils play-thing, and can only lead to ETERNAL TORMENT.
This is how perverts work: slowly and insidiously they inject themselves in to responsible positions within our society – pretending to be pillars of the community. Judges, Police, even in military service. Everyone expects politicians to be perverted, because our Government is based on the British system, and we all know what tremendous perverts roam the Houses there. But over time the perverts creep, and crawl, and fawn, and ingratiate themselves like these perverts. You had better be alert, because someone you know may already be this perverted.
Pair. Perverts. Jail. Nude! Murder!! Birds of a feather flock together. Takes one to know one. Cliché Overload! AAAAAAHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
I’ve used a telephone. I’ve seen a television. I’ve been on the receiving end of telegrams, telegraphs and telephoto lenses. I once punched Telly Savalas, and fought against the Tele National d’Haiti. But what on earth is Teledildonics, and why are the “computational dildo liberation army” not rotting in a prison cell somewhere? You ‘tele’ me and we’ll both know…
Sometime the spirit is willing, but the flesh is plastic. At least this pervert won’t be passing along the genes for this particular fetish. This pervert needs to get a job, and straighten himself out before he contracts some kind of petrochemical venereal disease. Of course this probably gives hope to all those nerds reading this who can’t get access to a real live flesh and blood girl, but don’t be tempted or YOU will end up in jail as well. Even if you get away with it, you will end up in HELL. Do I make myself clear?
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Looks like like the insidious disease of Hippies has finally spread to the Middle East. Why anyone would trust a “herbal doctor” over a good old-fashioned saw-bones will remain one of life’s great mysteries to me. Back in the trenches, when one of our comrades caught some stray shrapnel from Jerry, we certainly would not have considered whipping up an Ayurvedic poultice – no, you started screaming “medic, medic” until someone qualified turned up. These women got what they deserved, and so did the Herbal Hippy. A happy end all round.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Naval folk have always been a bit off. From the Pirates of old, to the slightly suspect Royal Navy, the sea has always attracted people who are not quite right. Now comes the latest news – more Perverts of the Caribbean – running around nude on cruise ships. Just remember this weirdos: Sailors are why God invented gonorrhoea.