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Monthly Archives: December 2006

Sex and death amonth the preverts of the week.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

The internet: Satan’s favourite sex toy. Now for a tale of the lowlifes that populate and pollute this sordid little world. What sort of moron would let this guy out of gaol so he could “find his money”? Likely bloody story. I would have stared cutting his toes off one by one until he talked. […]

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Pervert of the Geek II

Friday, December 22, 2006

Perversion. I like to define it as any sexual impulses generated by anything except sex for the purpose of procreation within the confines of marriage. This doesn’t seem sexy to me, but then again neither does dressing up as a baby, or whips and handcuffs.

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Time for “I Told You So”

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I always said Cat Stevens was a pervert of the worst order.  Now he’s been arrested for strangling prostitutes. Don’t get me wrong, in my day you were expected to strangle prostitutes, but times have moved on to the point where now, apparently it is even illegal to do so.  While I might not agree […]

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P-E-R-V-E-R-T

Monday, December 11, 2006

I.. . This.. The… but.. Oh, just read it for yourself. Too flabbergasted to speak. Going to lie down now.

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Pervert of the Orient

Friday, December 8, 2006

You know, before the Cultural Revolution, China had a long standing culture with a number of good points; they venerated the elderly, they had nice costumes and the food was good. Since Chairman Mao and his loony lefties took over, all they get is this sort of perversion.

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Pervert of the Senate

Friday, December 1, 2006

As an author myself, I am often tempted to turn from the light of the Lord, and write lascivious nonsense. Having an iron will, I always manage to beat this urge. Unfortunately some people aren’t so strong. And now the weak willed perverts are running America again. Stand-by for more Clintonesque sex-in-the-streets-of-Washington.

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