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Monthly Archives: March 2007

Pervert of the week.

I’ve never trusted the media. While some commentators have accused me of being in bed with the more “right” minded press, I would never have gone as far as this pervert. And what’s wrong with these police – this pervert was naked, you had every right to shoot him – even if he was tucked […]

Pervert of the Old Bailey

This is how perverts work: slowly and insidiously they inject themselves in to responsible positions within our society – pretending to be pillars of the community. Judges, Police, even in military service. Everyone expects politicians to be perverted, because our Government is based on the British system, and we all know what tremendous perverts roam […]

Perverts of the week

Pair. Perverts. Jail. Nude! Murder!! Birds of a feather flock together. Takes one to know one. Cliché Overload! AAAAAAHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Tele-pervert of the week.

I’ve used a telephone. I’ve seen a television. I’ve been on the receiving end of telegrams, telegraphs and telephoto lenses. I once punched Telly Savalas, and fought against the Tele National d’Haiti. But what on earth is Teledildonics, and why are the “computational dildo liberation army” not rotting in a prison cell somewhere? You ‘tele’ […]

Pervert of the Boutique

Sometime the spirit is willing, but the flesh is plastic. At least this pervert won’t be passing along the genes for this particular fetish. This pervert needs to get a job, and straighten himself out before he contracts some kind of petrochemical venereal disease. Of course this probably gives hope to all those nerds reading […]