Tennis used to be a game for the upper classes – you know gentlemen & ladies eating cucumber sandwiches, or strawberries and cream, sipping tea and wearing pristine white uniforms. Long haired oiks and the common herd were not allowed within cooee of kooyong. Oh how I long for a return to those salad days. […]
I always had a problem with those taser things. What is the point of a weapon that is non-lethal? Luckily, it turns out that even the taser can be lethal to a pervert. They call it “instant justice” when it’s past the legal limit…
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Hot off the presses comes this disturbing news of nudists running rampant on Australia Day. Frankly if you can’t celebrate our glorious and ascendant nation with your clothes on, perhaps you should move to America, or Sweden or some other God-forsaken Babylon. Don’t these people realise that they should be ashamed of their bodies like […]
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
He’s dead. Good thing too – he should stay dead. Of course I am talking about one of the arch perverts of the 20th century, one Keith Moon; drummer for The Whom. Now the remaining live perverts from that cacophonous collective want to resurrect the beast on film. And just look at the title they […]
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Nudists. Someone aught to steak them out in the mid-day sun until they are as red as lobsters. If God had wanted us to be naked, we would have been born that way. Perhaps thought there is some hope for these nudists who have started having “clothing required” events. It’s a start…
Bad news for New Zealanders this week as God-fearing scientists have success in curing homosexual sheep. Now the poor Kiwis will have to molest female sheep. Serves them right for giving us that Russell Crowe moron.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
The Rolling Stones. I hated them in the sixties. I loathed them in the seventies. I despised them in the eighties. In the nineties, they were pretty quiet, but I still reviled them. Now in the new millennium they nauseate me as much as ever. Why won’t Keith Richards just die? I mean he’s consumed […]
I remember a time when the Arabs knew how to deal with miscreants, cutting of the body parts that had offended them, but a recent case in the United Arab Emirates has shown that even in the Middle East they are being slowly consumed by the perverted masses. Under the old rules, this deviate would […]
Thursday, January 4, 2007
This is not the first Chinese perverts to make this column, nor will it be the last (i have no doubt). These particular perverts however combined two of my pet perversions: nudity, and JOGGING! Is there any more vacuous past-time than running when nobody is chasing you? Rest assured, if I catch you running, you […]
Thursday, January 4, 2007
It’s OK for dogs to be man’s best friend. It is absolutely unacceptable for dogs to be man’s girlfriend, as this pervert found out to his detriment. The good old British bulldog may be a fine breed, but you would hardly call those scrunched up faces attractive. In fact there is nothing sexually attractive about […]