The Fallow Brow

I can’t believe the hide of these people. If They turn at at my dawn service, I will personally bayonet charge the lot of them and use their entrails as sausages. Mind you I wouldn’t even feed the sausages to my dogs. Or if I did I’d have to kill my dogs, and feed them to some other dogs. And then I’d have to kill those dogs and cremate the carcasses. And then I would have to take the ashes to Keith Richards, and get him to snort them. Then I’d have to kill Keith Richards (which would be a good idea anyway), and feed his entrails to another dog, and so on. Thus the circle of life is complete.