The Fallow Brow

Sydney people: I’ve never liked them. With all their energy, and commitment, and logic – who do they think they’re fooling. They will all be sorry when they wake up dead in the lake of fire with the stench of brimstone burning their lungs. Then it will be too late to go back and persecute outsiders or vote for the Australian Liberal Party like any God-fearing conservative Christian would. Another reason to hate Sydneysiders is this pair of fatuous flashers. These boats you’re skiing naked past are named after Royalty damn it! Show some respect you heathen sodomites!