Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Looks like like the insidious disease of Hippies has finally spread to the Middle East. Why anyone would trust a “herbal doctor” over a good old-fashioned saw-bones will remain one of life’s great mysteries to me. Back in the trenches, when one of our comrades caught some stray shrapnel from Jerry, we certainly would not […]
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Naval folk have always been a bit off. From the Pirates of old, to the slightly suspect Royal Navy, the sea has always attracted people who are not quite right. Now comes the latest news – more Perverts of the Caribbean – running around nude on cruise ships. Just remember this weirdos: Sailors are why […]
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Hong Kong. We should never have given it back. That was a city worth fighting for. Now that the Chinese have got their hands on it (again), you can expect a tidal wave of perversions like this one. Well, let’s hope your new harsh Chinese masters flog you within an inch of your worthless life…
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Computers and perverts… A marriage made in HELL! Apparently these computers boys can now do something called telecomputing or something. I don’t even know what that is, but I know they’re doing it NAKED! STOP IT DAMN YOU! Put some clothes on and get a manly job, like driving a truck, or slaughtering animals. Or […]
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Anna Nicole who? Never heard of her.
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Pagans – BAH! No one should have to endure the facile ramblings of these idiotic neo-druids. If this naked pagan rain dance thing actually works, I am giving up drinking or washing in water forever. May God strike them down with lightning for being so stupid!
GARY GLITTER “Hello hello i’m back again” Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back. Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back. Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single […]
Children should be neither OBSCENE nor heard. These snotty-nosed little ivy-league perverts are both. Nude parties might sound like harmless fun, but let me tell you they are being covertly organised by Satan himself. The though of all those children of privilege running around in their birthdays suits for everyone to see makes me feel […]
When you risk your life fighting for the country you love, you don’t expect that country to repay you like this. Frankly, I always thought those New Zealanders were too vulgar to be lumped in with the Australian army, but this is way off the scale – even for them. Perhaps we should consider renaming […]