The Fallow Brow

Bloody scientists. Who died and made them God? I’ts all well and good complaining that abstinence programs are ineffective in stopping promiscuity, but if you ask me throwing a few billion US bucks at promoting God’s law can never be money wasted. Sure the teenagers are still going at it like Catholics, but at least in a few years when their genitals fall off from the pox, they will at least be able to look back and realise that God’s laws were right after all – just like I did. They will also realise that God is never giving them their private parts back. I miss my cock and balls.