Why is it so often the Japanese? Is it perhaps that they are not good, God-fearing Christians? Probably, but even so this is just too much! Too much. I’m sure they think their nudie-pagan-cherry-blossom festivals honour their ancestors, but let me tell you right now: in the fiery pit, you won’t have time to stop […]
You all know my thoughts on those stinking hippies. Of course that won’t stop me from repeating them yet again. They should all be burned on the bonfire along with copies of “On the Road”, and “The Electric Cool-Aid Test”. I would like to tie them up a tree, force feed them sweets and plastic […]
Belgians. The only good thing to ever come out of Belgium was the Flanders Poppy. My God, what a breathtakingly degenerate race. And now they have sunk to trading oral sex for votes. Forty thousand acts of perversion to be performed by a political candidate. To paraphrase that old SubGenius aphorism: “Let us have a […]
More naked hippies. Need I say more? Probably no, but I will anyway. Oh what the hell, I’m probably preaching to the perverted here anyway, right? Stop it or you’ll go blind my dear reader.
I’ve protested it before, and it looks like I’ll have to protest it again… Yet another new production of the putrid hippy “musical” Hair. Good God, it’s the new millennium and we still aren’t rid of this blight. With every new generation, the hippies drag this tired old chestnut out of the rusted combi-van and […]
France: a hot-bed of perversion, and subsequently venerial disease. And don’t forget who French Kissing, and French Letters were named after. There’s just something untrustworthy about those sly garlic-smelling cheese-eating hairy-armpitted Frenchy types. Not only that, but they wouldn’t know good decent entertainment if a player piano rolled right over them. Really, this sort of […]
Sydney people: I’ve never liked them. With all their energy, and commitment, and logic – who do they think they’re fooling. They will all be sorry when they wake up dead in the lake of fire with the stench of brimstone burning their lungs. Then it will be too late to go back and persecute […]
Consumer protection is pretty much dead in Australia. Sure we have the ACCC, and they do a fine job with the resources and terms of reference they get, but I would love to see them ten times the size, and with the power to put wayward CEOs in the stocks, and allow the public to […]
Bah. Why would anyone make a film called pervert. It’s almost like they’re not ashamed of their degenerate lifestyles. I for one will be buying fifty copies of this movie – at least forty of which will be going onto the village bonfire next Queens Birthday long weekend. And why is the busty trollop on […]
Sick. And getting sicker. The end-times are upon us. The four horsemen of the Apocalypse are feeding and watering their mounts in preparation for the looming final battle. How do I know this? Because men are having CARnal knowledge! This is so wrong in every conceivable way (and a whole mess of inconceivable ones) that […]