Thursday, September 28, 2006
Filth. Why would anyone want to remember the shameful lusts of the past? Surely you should be putting this sort of degenerate rubbish behind you, not celebrating it. Bah! I would say something like “back in my day…”, but most of these contraptions came from my day.
Monday, September 25, 2006
This pervert makes my blood boil. He goes against God’s will by promoting polygamy, and does it in God’s name! This is the kind of degenerate that gives good honest fundamentalists like myself a bad name. I say we should drown him in the salt lake! Stone him at the town gates at dawn. ANYTHING TO SHUT HIM UP!
Friday, September 22, 2006
While I’m on a roll, let me tell you that only stupid fucks use “Gotalk” for their telecommunication needs. May I suggest a name change to “GoFuck Yourself You Filthy Fucking Shithead Arselickers”. Not only did they want to charge me more than my current phone company (3.5c more per local call, for christs sake), if the quality of the call I received was anything to go by then I would suggest you avoid them like the plague. I was called by “Cheryl” tonight (judging by the Indian accent, I suspect this is not her real name – but that’s neither here nor there). The delay was awful, it seriously took more than 2 seconds for her to hear what I was saying and vice versa. I have used VoIP over a satellite modem, which I thought was the worst possible configuration for telephony, but even that is usable (sort of). This service was so bad it was literally impossible to use. If you’re going to interrupt me in the middle of a movie at least use a fucking phone system that works you faeces encrusted sphincters.
POST SCRIPT: They did it again. Same losers rang again at 3pm(ish) on 28/9/2006. They rang when my wife was asleep, my 2 year-old was asleep and my 3 month old baby was asleep – very fucking considerate! Same crappy VoIP line delay. Arseholes! Fuck them and their shitty service. Gotalk are like retarded children who can’t even tell when they’ve crapped themselves. Anyone that uses this pack of infected haemorrhoids deserves the crappy service they are overpaying for.
Friday, September 22, 2006
I know everyone always complains about telemarketers, but since getting a new phone number 2 years ago, I’ve been hounded by these pricks. It’s time to fight back. Every time I get a call from one of these arseholes I plan to shame them here. First cab off the ranks is Citibank. I am doing them first because they are serial offenders; they keep ringing me with increasingly desperate attempts to sell me mortgages etc, not to mention the junk-mail, TV ads and all the rest. Frankly, the fact that they are pulling this shit makes me think that not only are they ethically retarded, but they are also probably in serious financial trouble. Why else would they keep ringing me? If you have any money invested with these turds, I suggest you pull it all out now, before you lose the lot.
Friday, September 22, 2006
What is this Hippity Hoppity I keep hearing about? Whatever it is, the people making it are PERVERTS. Look at their demands: Beer, Whisky, Vodka, Coca Cola, Condoms, Cigars, Energy drinks, Donuts, Socks! Are these people musicians, or depraved libertines?
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Television, drug of a nation, breeding ignorance and feeding MASTURBATION. The good news is that when you all go blind, you won’t be able to see this filth any more.
Monday, September 18, 2006
Well, they are ALL in danger if I get hold of them, but now those stinking pansies at Greenpeace are helping promote perversion by warning their fellow perverts about potentially harmful sex toys. Frankly the government should be MANDATING the use of dangerous materials in this kind of product – maybe then we wouldn’t have so many perverts to wory about!
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Som many perverts, so little time. Because I am developing a large back-log of perverts, my Pervert of the Week column will now be updated every few days – for a while at least. So here is todays’ Bonus Pervert:
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Monday, September 11, 2006
Following the story of Irelands Nudist Airline, and on the 5th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, comes another flying pervert. And he’s got one of those Arabic sounding names. He’s probably not even a Christian! Why the Lord tolerates people like this I will never understand.
Saturday, September 9, 2006
In some countries, the perversion doesn’t stop even when your dead. I would kill all these bastards, but their remaining family would probably hire yet more strippers for the funerals; and so the spiral of depravity continues.