The Fallow Brow

I know everyone always complains about telemarketers, but since getting a new phone number 2 years ago, I’ve been hounded by these pricks.  It’s time to fight back.  Every time I get a call from one of these arseholes I plan to shame them here.  First cab off the ranks is Citibank.  I am doing them first because they are serial offenders; they keep ringing me with increasingly desperate attempts to sell me mortgages etc, not to mention the junk-mail, TV ads and all the rest. Frankly, the fact that they are pulling this shit makes me think that not only are they ethically retarded, but they are also probably in serious financial trouble.  Why else would they keep ringing me?  If you have any money invested with these turds, I suggest you pull it all out now, before you lose the lot.