Wednesday, November 1, 2006
With a uniform comes great responsibility. Those wearing military or police uniforms naturally have a measure of power over the herds of normal people they protect. Normally perverts are weeded out before they are ever given their uniforms, but occasionally one slips through the cracks. Like this monster. Of course, in the army he would have just been “mysteriously” killed by “friendly fire” at the first sign of trouble.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
There has always been something deeply perverted about cyclists. Right from the days of the Penny Farthing there was something not quite right. Then they started wearing their perversion, quite literally, on their sleeves, and everywhere else. Lycra bike clothes seemed like the epitomy of modern perversion, and now we have proof. If I had my way, we would be laying man-traps in every bicycle lane on every road in the world.
Prostitution is a blight on civilised societies everyehere. In South Korea, there is a new twist on the worlds oldest profession. Why can’t they just blow things up with bombs like their northern neighbors?
Amsterdam – spiritual homeland of all thinks vile and degenerate. Drugs, Sex, Rock music, dog poo in the streets; it’s all legal in this hell-hole. It will come as little surprise then that this spawning ground for the forces of darkness has coughed up this little nugget of satan’s phlegm. This is a cross between the mile-high club and the RACQ. Give me a sturdy chain-saw and I’ll bring their car crashing back to earth.
And on my home turf too. There is only one sure-fire cure for perversion: the lead pill. I would gladly volunteer to administer the cure to this repulsive twerp. Two years probation now, an eternity in the lake of fire later…
Thursday, October 19, 2006
It’s not bad enough that they come to steal your hard-earned belongings – now even the burglars are perverts. What happened to the old days where you could recognise a burgler by his mask, his black and white stripy shirt, and the big sack with a dollar sign on it slung over his shoulder.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Scientists – You can’t trust them. Always messing around with God’s perfect and divine creations. Poking around to see what makes things tick. Sure they can dissect a frog, but only the Lord can put it back together. Apparently they can’t even stand to see very moderate amounts of femininity before blowing a Bunsen burner. This pack of geeks exploded after witnessing what appears to have been the tamest of burlesque shows. I remember during the war, the men often enjoyed the harmless camaraderie of attending a burlesque house. That was before the scientists invented nuclear weapons, plunging the world into a half-century long cold war.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
How much is the touch of a woman worth? According to a Helsinki court, it’s less than 2,500 euros per go. I think this is the thin edge of the wedge – soon the courts will be mandating appropriate fees for perverts who want to fondle our women folk. Frankly, if I was a woman, I would want a lot more than that for some senile pervert to grope my ample heaving boosoms.
Pathetic. A bunch of perverts respond to an ad from a “woman” offering perverse sexual gratification, and then get all upset when the “man” who actually placed the ad published all their personal details. One of them is even a military man. In my day we’d have shot the bastards!
Friday, September 29, 2006
Perverts seem to be infesting every corner of the globe. I am in two minds about this article. On one hand, there are too many of the foreign devils crawling over the planet. On the other hand, abortion is against the word of God. But then again, sending foreigners to Hell is probably good, because then I won’t have to bother shooting them all over again in heaven. I’m so confused.