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Come Fly With Perverts!

Those insatiable Irish are at it again. This Irish airline is promoting naturism in response to security concerns. The only proper response to terrorist threats is blind hysterical fear and striking out at anyone different from yourself (especially those Arab types), NOT NUDITY. These perverts will latch onto anything…

The Perverts Progress

Ha ha ha. Well done young lady. At least some of the younger generation know the proper way to treat a PERVERT. Mind you, I wouldn’t have stopped after one kick!!!  Where are all these perverts coming from?  If only I could find the nest, I could wipe out the lot with one grenade.

Pervert of the week

How dare those weasly little perverts. Trying to hide behind the constitution like cowering dogs wimpering behind a tree. Thankfully there is still some decency in the Amererican legal system. NOW FRY THIS ANIMAL!

Perverted Product of the week

So, you ladies want to hear music while prancing around in nothing but your smalls do you? Well, in MY book that makes you PERVERTED! If God had wanted us running around in the nude, we would have been born with no clothes on!

League of Extrodinary Perverts

Can we please have LESS of Alan MOORE? This comic book “artist” has been peddling his anti-authoritarian filth to children since the 1980s. Now he’s turned PORNOGRAPHER as well. Just looking at this beardy-weirdy hippie makes my blood boil, and my prostrate pucker.

Pervert of the week

What is it with you perverts? There used to be a time when you could murder your wifes lover cleanly without having to mess around with his wedding tackle. For Gods’ sake people, if you must off a pervert then go ahead, but don’t become one yourself. This guy should be let off on the murder charge, BUT GAOLED FOR LIFE FOR ARCH PERVERSION!

Perverted Attorneys-general of the week

Victoria and New South Wales attorneys-general beware. Your time is numbered before God’s Chosen People stop your attempt to turn Australia into the new Soddom. Have a look at what the Righteous are doing!

Perverted nation of the week

Once again, it is my sad duty to reprimand dear old Blighty for her complete and utter abandonment of all decency. This is a sign of the end times – mark my words! The almighty will NOT be watching this televisual gomorrah, and nor should you lest ye be cast into the eternal fierry pit.

Pervert(ess) of the weak…

Super-models. What’s so super about them eh? Well, aparently it’s their SUPER TEMPERS. Go back to bed you petulant waif. A proper lady would never act like this.

Bonus Pervert of the week

Some weeks one is not enough. THIS ARTICLE may cause involuntary bowel evacuation.  It did for me!