Some people are just born perverts. Why else would the parents of Stephen Strange have named him thus? Surely they must have known their little baby boy would grow up, thanks mainly to their eschewing of corporal punishment, to be a pervert of the highest order. This freak has a penchant for peeping tomfoolery. If […]
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Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Drunk, naked and behind the wheel of a small automobile. That’s no way to go through life. I would have thought this was self-evident, however some people apparently need a little reminder. God made the English weather cold to prevent this type of lewdness in his chosen people. I think car heaters should be banned […]
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Money is the root of all evil, as Irish millionaire Donal Kinsella is finding out. Surely it must be the perverting influence of money that caused him a) to sleepwalk, b) to forget his pyjamas on a business trip and c) too cheap to buy new sleep-ware. I hope they throw the book at him, […]
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There’ll be swinging, swaying, records playing, PERVERTS IN THE STREETS. Pity the poor residents of Brattleboro, Vermont. A council no doubt infested with hippies, beatniks and other perverts of the highest order, has turned what looks like a decent town into a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Note the weedy perverts displaying their shame on […]
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From the tiny acorn of naturism grows the mighty oak of perversion. Soon the twisted roots of depravity are consuming the God-fearing whole. Take Huntington Beach, California for example. They decided against making it a crime to be naked, unless it was for sexual gratification. Any of the 10 year olds under my instruction could […]
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I don’t know much about the interwebs, except that it is like a series of tubes on a super highway. I also know that it’s used to steal music and promote paedophilia and anorexia. Now apparently there is this second life thing. The ONLY second life YOU should be planning for is the one AFTER […]
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The week in this case being “Nude Recreation Week“. Someone has gone stark raving mad with this one. If we only need a day to remember the mighty ANZACs, and a long weekend for the Queen’s Birthday, then why in hell should we take a whole week to celebrate perversion? I have decided to think […]
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Oh, this burns me up. Those saucy Canadians have gone too far this time. I’ll give them the Rockies for tainting The Bard with their outrageous nudity, and in “the Scottish play” no less! Tell me, how is Burnham wood supposed to come to Dunsinane when the attacking horde is NAKED! Talk about a plot […]
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We tried to bring God to the Indians you know. It seems strange to even say that now, but there was a time when God & Queen ruled the subcontinent. You youngsters taking instruction from these columns should look it up on that wikkanpaedophile thing you’re all so keen on. Anyway, back in those days […]
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I don’t even know what this article was about. I saw the picture and threw something at the computer television set. Now my boy is typing this on his lap top. All I remember was seeing someone old enough to know better bearing his behind. Unacceptable.
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