The Fallow Brow

We tried to bring God to the Indians you know.  It seems strange to even say that now, but there was a time when God & Queen ruled the subcontinent.  You youngsters taking instruction from these columns should look it up on that wikkanpaedophile thing you’re all so keen on. Anyway, back in those days we kept the natives in check by God. You would never have seen the likes of this pervert running loose in the streets, or skies.  Of course back then we didn’t have aeroplanes, so he would have had to get naked in the carriage of a steam train or something.