The Fallow Brow

Drunk, naked and behind the wheel of a small automobile. That’s no way to go through life. I would have thought this was self-evident, however some people apparently need a little reminder. God made the English weather cold to prevent this type of lewdness in his chosen people. I think car heaters should be banned immediately- that would stop naked perverts from cruising the the streets at all hours of the night. And maybe some kind of high-tech device that prevents the car from starting unless it detects a suit and tie (or twin-set and pearls) behind the steering wheel. Oh, I forgot – high-tech buffoonery only works in the service of SATAN!