The Fallow Brow

Oh, this burns me up. Those saucy Canadians have gone too far this time. I’ll give them the Rockies for tainting The Bard with their outrageous nudity, and in “the Scottish play” no less! Tell me, how is Burnham wood supposed to come to Dunsinane when the attacking horde is NAKED! Talk about a plot hole! What’s next? “But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? Oh, It’s just Juliet – she’s bent over to pick up the cat, and the sun shines gently from her derriere.”