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Category Archives: Pervert of the week

A weekly post publicly shaming a topical pervert.

The Tao of Pervertion

Read this article, and let me know who disgusts you more, the dim-witted wanna-be “model” who believes in sex magic, and supernatural contraception, or the predatory pervert who exploits her? In Psalm 32:9 does the Lord not instruct us to “Be ye not as the horse, or as the mule, which have no understanding: whose […]

Musical Perverts of the Week…

Don’t listen to these songs, they will pervert you. Thou hast been warned.

Pervertus Maximus: Mad Meryl Dopey and the AVN

Thank you so very fucking much to raving seppo scumbag Meryl Dopey and her henchmen, henchwomen, and henchthings of the AVN (Anti-Vaccine Nazis) for brining back dangerous childhood diseases that were history when my parents were born. You are now ranked #1 in my super-villain league. I hope the HCCC eviscerate you.  There is only […]

Dead Pervert of the Year 2008.

He’s dead, but not dead enough for my liking.  I can only be speaking of the arch Pants-Man, the self styled “seducer of the valleys” (or as I call him the despoiler of the sheilas), finally did the world a favour and gave up breathing.  Not a moment too soon either; actually now that I […]

World Youth Molestation Day

O.K.  I seem to have gone into accidental semi-retirement here, but something happening in my own back yard has roused me from my blissful slumber.  World Youth Day 2008: Bringing Paedophile Priests and Youth Together.  Catchy slogan that.  Apparently the pope is going to apologise for letting the clergy fuck our children for so long.  […]

Pervert of the Green

Stealing can be justified in extreme circumstances: to feed or save your family, to exact retribution of the wicked, or if a film has product placements for more than 30 different brands (like “I am Legend” or “The Bourne Ultimatum” does). Stealing a flag-pole however is NEVER justified. Stealing a flag-pole IN THE NUDE just […]

Pervert of the Silver Screen

I don’t know who Ang Lee is.  Perhaps he’s related to Harper Lee.  Either way, he is my pervert of the week, thanks to his new film, Lust, Caution. While the title sounds like it might be a good morality tale, the movie actually comes with warnings: “doctors have warned movie-goers not to try some […]

Pervert of the Election

This really burns my goat. I like the Family First Partys’ strongly Christian based policies, but have they NO vetting process? Do they allow any drunken pervert off the street to join up willy-nilly (with the emphasis on the willy)? This hedonistic buffoon seems to have come from nowhere to torpedo Family Firsts’ hitherto untarnished […]

P.E.R.V.A.G.E.D.D.O.N. . . N.O.W!

YiEEEEEEE. Iä, Shub-Niggurath! THIS is IT! PERVAGEDDON! The FINAL BATTLE between PERVERSION and DECENCY! Yog-Sothoth! The LORD has seen fit to RAPTURE the following perverts: Count Gottfried Von Bismark – Worlds greatest pervert. Ever! Makes DeSade look like Doris Day’s maiden aunt. Jeanne Campbell – a Lady, but no lady. Bedding men for sport. Disgusting. […]

Perversion begets perversion

For some time now, I feel like all this has been building to something. No I feel like it’s almost here… five minutes to midnight, if you will. Just below the surface, bubbling away. Slinking, lurking, skulking. The anticipation is almost palpable. Perverts like this and this and this, are all leading to something. Something […]