Stealing can be justified in extreme circumstances: to feed or save your family, to exact retribution of the wicked, or if a film has product placements for more than 30 different brands (like “I am Legend” or “The Bourne Ultimatum” does).
Stealing a flag-pole however is NEVER justified. Stealing a flag-pole IN THE NUDE just crosses so many lines that my head is spinning.
Bend over, and I’ll show you a place you can hide your ill gotten gains….
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