O.K. I seem to have gone into accidental semi-retirement here, but something happening in my own back yard has roused me from my blissful slumber. World Youth Day 2008: Bringing Paedophile Priests and Youth Together. Catchy slogan that. Apparently the pope is going to apologise for letting the clergy fuck our children for so long. Isn’t that nice of him, especially since both he and George Pell have previously been caught covering up this abuse. Nice.
But apart from the rampant molestation of children that is happening in Sydney as I type this, my prediction is that WYD will also result in hundreds if not thousands of unwanted teen pregnancies. Lets face it, you put a few hundred thousand young people together, and you are going to get fucking. Lots and lots of pimply papist pupae porking. Being Catholics may stop them using contraception, but since they are still (nominally) human, there will be shagging, my friends. Sex in the Sydney streets. Catholic coitus. God-botherer gang bangs. Mark my words.
Of course the more cynical among you may suspect that this is exactly why Pope Bendydick and his venereal Vatican have planned World Youth Day in the first place – to kick-start the begatting. Well, that and the supply of fresh faced fodder for fetishist Fathers. I for one am against this disgrace. Bah humbug.
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