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Jailed Christian rapes cats in prison.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Athiest News podcast number 29 reports that Answers in Genesis cult leader Ken “Beardy Weirdy” Ham has been procuring small furry animals (especially cats) and delivering them to Kent Hovind in Edgefield Federal Correctional Institution for the purposes of group bestiality sessions.

This adds further evidence to our already strong convictions that being a Christian can lead to animal rape.

To quote the host known only as Joe,  “Christians rape animals, you can quote me on that.”

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Fare thee well, stately pervert.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m 64.  The answer to these questions posed by the Beatles is apparently “no” in the case of Malcolm McLaren, who died today at the age of 64. McLaren (no relation to B.A. MacLaren), is best remembered for managing the Sex Pistols in the 1970s. His music and fashion vision dealt the death-blow to the stinking hippie lifestyle of the late 60s and early 70s.  He put the fear of God into the stodgy upper classes, many of whom needed the short sharp shock.  He beat EMI into submission. Yes, he may have been, as John Lydon put it, a wanker, but Malcolm was our wanker, and the world is a little more drab for his passing.  May flights of midget angels in gimp masks scream thee to thy rest.

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Pervert of the Geek

Thursday, March 18, 2010

MC Frontalot came to my attention when he released a particularly offensive Hippy-Hoppy song calledPr0n Song. Now he’s back with more of his Godless babble.  His fourth album is called Zero Day – I think it must be a reference to The Creation as accurately recounted in the book of Genesis. Perhaps Mr. Alot has found Jesus and become born again in the blood of the Lamb, however I suspect not.  One of the boys in the village tells me it’s his best album since the insidious and counter-revolutionary Nerdcore Rising.  To my mind, that’s a bit like having the best venereal disease since herpes.  He especially likes the tracks Zero Day, Charisma Potion (not like I need that, being naturally magnetic), First World Problem and the appropriately named Disaster.

Whatever you do YOU MUST NOT go here and buy it immediately – your immortal soul depends on it.

MC Frontalot - Zero Day

MC Frontalot - Zero Day

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Pervert of the week: Refused Classification

Monday, December 21, 2009

A reader called “Tony” sent me a link to this: A Record Year for Refused Classification ratings on games.  These people seem to think it’s a bad thing that we are banning Australians from playing video games.  There should be more of it as far as I’m concerned there should be more of it.  Ban them all.  Ban those stupid Space Invader machines and Pacmen that the kids these days are all so into. If kids want space invaders they should take up UFOology.  If they want power pills, they should start taking methamphetamines, like we did back in my day.

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Tony Abbott, the Rampant Rabbit – Darkness Rising.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

In order to “celebrate” complete nut-job Tony Abbott’s ascension to shadow-power I thought I would re-print the lyrics to Eric “the red” Schwartz’s excellent song Keep your Jesus of my Penis. Schwartz Good. Abbott Bad.  Go buy Schwartz at CD Baby – you won’t regret it.

CHORUS:
Keep your Jesus off my penis,
Keep your bible off my balls,
Keep your prayers out of my ears,
And your crosses off my walls,
You can keep the virgin mother,
And the resurrection too,
Keep your Jesus off my penis,
I’ll keep my penis off of you,

Well, I’m frickin’ sick and tired,
Of turning on the news,
And seeing the religious right’s ungodly fight,
To take our right to choose,
When to bear our children,
Who to love and how,
Education and protection, if we’re just practicing for now,
So W, look, obey a book,
If that’s what works for you,
But I don’t tell you how to pray,
So don’t you tell me how to screw!,

CHORUS

So you’re screaming bloody murder,
about the Taliban regime,
For subjugating women and being too extreme,
And basing legislation on some ancient, holy book,
Does that sound a bit familiar?,
Here’s a mirror, have a look!,
And as for the Ten Commandments,
they need one more, at least,
“Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests”,
Now how’d they let that happen,
Unless they just abhor us?,
Well, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!

CHORUS

So you’ll execute a person and then protect the single cell,
But mercy kill the terminally ill and you’re going straight to Hell?,
Well, I don’t know much about the word of God, far be it from me,
But I can tell you what it ain’t, that’s hypo-christianity,
Well, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope,
There is beauty in religion,
And joy and love and hope,
And we’re all lookin’ for that answer,
Some colossal, cosmic cause,
But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?,

It’s just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned,
Anti-choice agnostics, I could count ‘em on one hand
And as for killing babies, I’ve got but one retort:
If someone raped your daughter,
George, you’d beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection,
Well, one day you’ll face the pearly gates,
And what you gonna say,
When that long-haired, Jewish peacenick,
sends your ass the other way,

Sayin’ keep your Jesus off my penis,
Keep your bible off my balls,
Keep your prayers out of my ears,
And your crosses off my walls,
I’ve had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew,
So keep your Jesus off my penis,
Well, at least that’s what I would do,
Yeah, keep your Jesus off my penis,
I’ll keep my penis off of you,
That’s if’n you want me to

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The Tao of Pervertion

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Read this article, and let me know who disgusts you more, the dim-witted wanna-be “model” who believes in sex magic, and supernatural contraception, or the predatory pervert who exploits her?

In Psalm 32:9 does the Lord not instruct us to “Be ye not as the horse, or as the mule, which have no understanding: whose mouth must be held in with bit and bridle…” Well The Taoists bits certainly ended up in the models mouth. Then she took him for a horsey ride.

Of course the most degenerate part of the whole story is that SHE paid HIM for the experience.  Those non-Christians sure are weird, pa.

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Musical Perverts of the Week…

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Don’t listen to these songs, they will pervert you.

Thou hast been warned.

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Pervertus Maximus: Mad Meryl Dopey and the AVN

Tuesday, September 29, 2009
AVN - you suck balls.

AVN - you suck balls.

Thank you so very fucking much to raving seppo scumbag Meryl Dopey and her henchmen, henchwomen, and henchthings of the AVN (Anti-Vaccine Nazis) for brining back dangerous childhood diseases that were history when my parents were born. You are now ranked #1 in my super-villain league. I hope the HCCC eviscerate you.  There is only two outcomes I see for the HCCC enquiry:

  1. 1. You actually believe the garbage you spout, and you are locked up in an institution for the criminally insane (Arkham Asylum?) for life, or
  2. 2. You don’t actually believe your own bullshit, and are just doing it to make a fast buck in which case you are locked up in a maximum security gaol somewhere.

Let’s face it if you are willing to kill children for either profit, or out of stupidity you should be off the street.

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Under-talented, under-inhibited and coming Down-under.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Back in the good-old-days, Mother England used to deport perverts like this to the colonies.  Nowdays, I spend myself thinking of ways to keep them out without inhibiting the flow of decent hard working Brittons to our fatal shores.

Should the “shagger of the year” turn up on my doorstep, he and his smacked out comrades would get very short shrift indeed. Yes mister Brand, I would strongly advise you to keep your putrid genitalia locked firmly in those ridiculous leather pants during your upcoming visit.  I am developing a potent new form of venerial disease just for you, a virulent crotch rot that will put an end to your days of wild romantic abandon once and for all.  You have been warned.

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Dead Pervert of the Year 2008.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

He’s dead, but not dead enough for my liking.  I can only be speaking of the arch Pants-Man, the self styled “seducer of the valleys” (or as I call him the despoiler of the sheilas), finally did the world a favour and gave up breathing.  Not a moment too soon either; actually now that I think about it, several decades too late.  He will not be missed by right thinking people anyware.  One can only imagine the collection of veneral diseases this pervert picked up over his lifetime. His groin must have been like a batch of second-hand petri dishes picked up on e-bay.  I’m surprised his nose didn’t fall off – that’s what happens when you bed those dirty continental sheilas you know.

Now he’s gone to hell. Serves him right for having all that fun when he was alive.  I never have any fun.  That’s why I am immortal.

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