Thursday, February 22, 2007
Hong Kong. We should never have given it back. That was a city worth fighting for. Now that the Chinese have got their hands on it (again), you can expect a tidal wave of perversions like this one. Well, let’s hope your new harsh Chinese masters flog you within an inch of your worthless life…
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Computers and perverts… A marriage made in HELL! Apparently these computers boys can now do something called telecomputing or something. I don’t even know what that is, but I know they’re doing it NAKED! STOP IT DAMN YOU! Put some clothes on and get a manly job, like driving a truck, or slaughtering animals. Or join up – let the military beat the perversions out of you.
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Anna Nicole who? Never heard of her.
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Pagans – BAH! No one should have to endure the facile ramblings of these idiotic neo-druids. If this naked pagan rain dance thing actually works, I am giving up drinking or washing in water forever. May God strike them down with lightning for being so stupid!
Children should be neither OBSCENE nor heard. These snotty-nosed little ivy-league perverts are both. Nude parties might sound like harmless fun, but let me tell you they are being covertly organised by Satan himself. The though of all those children of privilege running around in their birthdays suits for everyone to see makes me feel all…. excuse me for a moment….
When you risk your life fighting for the country you love, you don’t expect that country to repay you like this. Frankly, I always thought those New Zealanders were too vulgar to be lumped in with the Australian army, but this is way off the scale – even for them. Perhaps we should consider renaming the ANZACs to the AACs… Just a thought….
Tennis used to be a game for the upper classes – you know gentlemen & ladies eating cucumber sandwiches, or strawberries and cream, sipping tea and wearing pristine white uniforms. Long haired oiks and the common herd were not allowed within cooee of kooyong. Oh how I long for a return to those salad days. Instead we have oriental perverts using those new-fangled technology mobile phone camera things to snap the privates of unsuspecting womenfolk. Send him back to the land of the rising sun, and let ol’ Hirohito deal with him, I say.
I always had a problem with those taser things. What is the point of a weapon that is non-lethal? Luckily, it turns out that even the taser can be lethal to a pervert. They call it “instant justice” when it’s past the legal limit…
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Hot off the presses comes this disturbing news of nudists running rampant on Australia Day. Frankly if you can’t celebrate our glorious and ascendant nation with your clothes on, perhaps you should move to America, or Sweden or some other God-forsaken Babylon. Don’t these people realise that they should be ashamed of their bodies like every other normal person. Have they had no education? Are they devoid of reason and decency? Have they never heard of skin cancer? I for one will be at the beach with my camera one January 26th to gather evidence against these abominations.