The Fallow Brow

It’s OK for dogs to be man’s best friend. It is absolutely unacceptable for dogs to be man’s girlfriend, as this pervert found out to his detriment. The good old British bulldog may be a fine breed, but you would hardly call those scrunched up faces attractive. In fact there is nothing sexually attractive about those beasts. Or any other beasts. Even finding another human being attractive (if they are not your spouse) it a sin, and a crime against God. Stop it or He will SMITE you filthy degenerates – mark my words.