The Fallow Brow

Someone told me that there was a thing called an eye-phone that lets perverts look at pornography from anywhere in the world… or something like that. I wonder if this pervert was using this new (de)generation  technology?  My boy tells me he wasn’t, but I don’t believe him.  Until I have proof otherwise, I will henceforth believe all telephonic perversion is a direct result of the eye-phone.  If I ever see one, I will happily poke it into the users eye.  YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED perverts.