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Monthly Archives: July 2007

Cold, cold pervert of the week

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Those vulgar Americans have a phrase, “freezing your ass off”. This Danish jackass is taking that to the extreme.  It is my fervent hope that this particular pervert freezes not only his posterior off, but also his reproductive organs, thereby removing himself from the gene pool as soon as possible.  I for one will be […]

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eye-Pervert of the week.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Someone told me that there was a thing called an eye-phone that lets perverts look at pornography from anywhere in the world… or something like that. I wonder if this pervert was using this new (de)generation  technology?  My boy tells me he wasn’t, but I don’t believe him.  Until I have proof otherwise, I will […]

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Pervert of the week

Friday, July 6, 2007

Lies. That was my first reaction to this revolting article. Lies and slander against the good people of Queensland. God’s own country! Surely this cant be true. I have sent my minions to confirm this story, and if it is true hold prayer meetings and vigils until this blight is removed from the earth. I […]

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Pervert of the ruck

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

I don’t think this is the first time I have decried the declining moral standards surrounding the once-great game of rugby. That won’t stop me doing it again. And again and again and again and again. And again. So here is the latest rugger abomination. Read it and weep.

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Pervert of the week.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Some days I despair for our poor police.  Not only do they have to keep the lid on crime, both organised and spontaneous, but they also have to keep civil order.  Normally this isn’t too hard in a place like Oregon, which is largely populated by good God-fearing Christians folk, much like myself.  Unfortunately, even […]

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