Finally, some good news to report in my fight against the Perverts. I can’t claim personal credit for these stories, but I can’t help feel that my diligence and zeal in shining the light of the Lord on these miscreants is helping to turn the tide that will wash away the filthy flotsam and jetsam […]
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Unbelievable. England, the very BIRTHPACE of common decency (no, it wasn’t those supposed “civilisations” of the perverted Greeks or Romans) , is drowning in a sea of filth. Not even the police can halt the march of the nudists upon the hallowed soil of dear old Blighty. Shame nudists, shame. Put some clothes an and […]
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Those vulgar Americans have a phrase, “freezing your ass off”. This Danish jackass is taking that to the extreme. It is my fervent hope that this particular pervert freezes not only his posterior off, but also his reproductive organs, thereby removing himself from the gene pool as soon as possible. I for one will be […]
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Someone told me that there was a thing called an eye-phone that lets perverts look at pornography from anywhere in the world… or something like that. I wonder if this pervert was using this new (de)generation technology? My boy tells me he wasn’t, but I don’t believe him. Until I have proof otherwise, I will […]
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Lies. That was my first reaction to this revolting article. Lies and slander against the good people of Queensland. God’s own country! Surely this cant be true. I have sent my minions to confirm this story, and if it is true hold prayer meetings and vigils until this blight is removed from the earth. I […]
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I don’t think this is the first time I have decried the declining moral standards surrounding the once-great game of rugby. That won’t stop me doing it again. And again and again and again and again. And again. So here is the latest rugger abomination. Read it and weep.
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Some days I despair for our poor police. Not only do they have to keep the lid on crime, both organised and spontaneous, but they also have to keep civil order. Normally this isn’t too hard in a place like Oregon, which is largely populated by good God-fearing Christians folk, much like myself. Unfortunately, even […]
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Hippies. Hippies! HIPPIES! Every week more of them end up in my almost omnipotent view. This weeks’ vile hippies are of the tree-hugging variety, quite literally I’m afraid. And what’s worse is that they are NAKED. So, when does naked hugging cross the line into FORNICATION? I don’t really want to know, and yet I […]
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THe Dorset coast is particularly lovely, or at least it was. Now gangs of naked perverts want to destroy the natural beauty of the region by covering it with their disgusting naked bodies. Mark my words, that global warming thing is going to lead to more of this sort of behaviour. We need to stamp […]
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Something doesn’t smell right about this story. Lawyers, ex bikies, nakedness. Why won’t the Herald Sun just come to the point and tell us what is really going on here. I can’t make head nor tail of this, but I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that it’s something PERVERTED!
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