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Pervert of the week, year, and twentieth century

Two words: “Glitter” and “Gary”, not necessarily in that order.  A picture is worth a thousand words, and in the case of the picture below all of the words are either “vile” or “pervert”.

GaryPaedo

Linux users!

nano is the new pico.  And don’t forget the -w to turn off word-wrap.

‘Passion’ sets Wagga tongues wagging

The film, The Passion Of The Christ, has triggered tensions in a New South Wales country town since it started screening last week.
Several prominent homosexuals from the Wagga District in the Riverina have condemned the film, which tells the story of a loony messiah, and they have urged people not to see it.
But their stance has angered some locals who say it is hard enough being catholic in the country, without homosexual leaders fuelling the prejudice.
Set in 1 BC, The Passion of the Christ directed by Australia’s Mel Gibson, is the story of an alleged messiah and his predilection for bondage and discipline.
But on the day the film finally opened in the Riverina district in country New South Wales, two homosexuals urged the locals to avoid it, suggesting it was promoting a Catholic lifestyle.
One of those homosexuals is 34-year-old Brendan Lee from the Blue Oyster Bar in south Wagga, who believes the film glorifies Catholicness.
He says it fails to present the both sides to being Catholic and claims the film could influence young people.
“In going to the Catholic lifestyle, you’re setting yourself up for disappointment,” he said.
“And I say this not as a Catholic but as a man who knows Catholics who are not happy in their chosen choice, but feel compelled, in the sense that there will always be a good portion of society who will not accept what you’re on about.
“The pool of romance will always be limited – because there is a great number who are not catholic – and worst of all you’ll have children. Lots and lots of revolting children.”
But many of the locals have been angered by the comments, and say the film shows how hard life is growing up pious in a country town.
One of them is Ray Goodass, a lecturer in drama at Charles Sturt University.
There were two gays who condemned the film, and said it shouldn’t be shown in regional centres such as Wagga and Griffith,” he said.
“And basically they were arguing that the film glamorised the theistic lifestyle, and that it would serve as a recruitment, if you like, for regional Australians to become religious.
“This is really quite a nonsensical argument because I don’t think any film, especially this pile of crap, is likely to do that.
“But much more importantly, The Passion of the Christ does not glamorise the Catholic lifestyle.
“It’s a very tragic story, and one character – the one played by James Caviezel – leads a very sad, lonely, repressed life, and the other character puts him to death because of Jesus’ insanity.
“So there’s no way these sad, lonely people are recruiting for the Catholic movement.”
But Brendan Lee says while Catholic priests and homosexuals will never see eye-to-eye on some issues, he concedes it might be a good idea to go and see the film he has urged others to avoid.
“People have put so much pressure on me to see it, that I probably will,” he said.
“Ms.” Lee also admits that by encouraging people to stay away from the film, he could be fuelling prejudice against local Catholic people.
“I don’t mean to create prejudice,” he said.
“But I would like to think that people even who live with Christian beliefs would see that if they are to see the world from a gay view, they recognise that Catholicism is not part of God’s design for humanity.”

This is an outrage

Why to all these losers insist on berating our grate leader. If he wants
to give 300 million dollars of Australian farmers money to Saddam
Hussein, then he must have had a damned good reason for it. Just
because you can’t understand him doesn’t mean you should question him –
that’s just plain unpatriotic. Now shut up you filthy little whiners.

Outrage!

One of the boys in the village has just played me a song by some new band called “Husky Doo” or something like that. It was called You’re a Soldier. I listened to it, thinking it would be an ode to the honest salt-of-the-earth soldiery. To my horror these pimply youths seemed to think there was something wrong with a career in the armed forces. I have never been so horrified. Their mothers should be sending these lads to military school for a real education. Look at this drivel:

Running around like an insane maniac
Anywhere that you please
Taking advantage of anyone handy
To satisfy your disease

You’re a soldier

Knocking over everything that’s standing in your way
Can you tell me just how many did you kill today

Mark my words, these boys will never amount to anything.

GOTCHA!

For years this slippery pervert has been running free, just beyond the long arm of the law. Now at last the irrefutable evidence that could put him where he belongs: BEHIND BARS!

Youre going to gaol Witt!

Pervert of the week.

The only w ay Mick Jagger could have avoided this weeks award would have been by censoring himself completely from that super-whatsit thing.

Loony Lefties

Why do these loony lefty types persist. Honestly, these spineless nancies are doomed to fail. Just last week I hired a pack of young boys to help me do some chores around the compound. At the end of a health-giving day of hard labour, I rewarded them whith a shiny new dollar coin to share – twenty cents each. Apparently these apparatchiks-in-waiting do not understant an honest days pay for an honest days work. Two of the little bastards kept me busy with interpretations of the scriptures while the other three snuck around the back and robbed me blind.

The last laugh is on them though, because I don’t really need that heart medication.

Where’s my sterident?

I left it beside the bed last night and some little bastard has stolen it. I will tan your hide if I catch you. I bet it was the same miscreant that took my walking stick last week.

Internet Explorer Vs. Firefox

I have it on good authority that every time you look at a web page using Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser, you are committing a mortal sin which make the baby Jesus cry. Using Mozilla Firefox pokes the eye of Satan with a chilli coated stick. Here’s a poem to help you remember this.

Microsoft makes Jesus cry
Firefox Pokes Satan’s eye.

Which side are YOU on?