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Category Archives: That which passes for thought

Perverted Attorneys-general of the week

Victoria and New South Wales attorneys-general beware. Your time is numbered before God’s Chosen People stop your attempt to turn Australia into the new Soddom. Have a look at what the Righteous are doing!

Linux users!

nano is the new pico.  And don’t forget the -w to turn off word-wrap.

This is an outrage

Why to all these losers insist on berating our grate leader. If he wants to give 300 million dollars of Australian farmers money to Saddam Hussein, then he must have had a damned good reason for it. Just because you can’t understand him doesn’t mean you should question him – that’s just plain unpatriotic. Now […]

Outrage!

One of the boys in the village has just played me a song by some new band called “Husky Doo” or something like that. It was called You’re a Soldier. I listened to it, thinking it would be an ode to the honest salt-of-the-earth soldiery. To my horror these pimply youths seemed to think there […]

Where’s my sterident?

I left it beside the bed last night and some little bastard has stolen it. I will tan your hide if I catch you. I bet it was the same miscreant that took my walking stick last week.

Internet Explorer Vs. Firefox

I have it on good authority that every time you look at a web page using Microsoft’s Internet Explorer browser, you are committing a mortal sin which make the baby Jesus cry. Using Mozilla Firefox pokes the eye of Satan with a chilli coated stick. Here’s a poem to help you remember this. Microsoft makes […]

No Blog For You!

Enough! I’m in control of this blog now. get your stinky mitts off it! THIS IS THE LAW! Keep a civil tounge in your heads or we’ll chop your hands off I cannae think of any more rules. DON”T ARGUE!

Youth of today

You are all useless little bastards. I hope you all get cancer of the notrils and die a slow painfull death.