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Category Archives: Pervert of the week

A weekly post publicly shaming a topical pervert.

Perverts of the High Seas

Naval folk have always been a bit off. From the Pirates of old, to the slightly suspect Royal Navy, the sea has always attracted people who are not quite right. Now comes the latest news – more Perverts of the Caribbean – running around nude on cruise ships. Just remember this weirdos: Sailors are why […]

Pervert of the Police

Hong Kong. We should never have given it back. That was a city worth fighting for. Now that the Chinese have got their hands on it (again), you can expect a tidal wave of perversions like this one. Well, let’s hope your new harsh Chinese masters flog you within an inch of your worthless life…

Pervert of the Geek III

Computers and perverts… A marriage made in HELL! Apparently these computers boys can now do something called telecomputing or something. I don’t even know what that is, but I know they’re doing it NAKED! STOP IT DAMN YOU! Put some clothes on and get a manly job, like driving a truck, or slaughtering animals. Or […]

Dead pervert of the week

Anna Nicole who? Never heard of her.

Perverts of the creek

Pagans – BAH! No one should have to endure the facile ramblings of these idiotic neo-druids. If this naked pagan rain dance thing actually works, I am giving up drinking or washing in water forever. May God strike them down with lightning for being so stupid!

Pervert of perverts. WARNING: Perverts imminent!

GARY GLITTER “Hello hello i’m back again” Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back. Hello, Hello. It’s good to be back, it’s good to be back. Did you miss me, Yeah, while I was away, did you hang my picture on your wall Did you kiss me, Yeah, every single […]

Pervert of the League

Children should be neither OBSCENE nor heard. These snotty-nosed little ivy-league perverts are both. Nude parties might sound like harmless fun, but let me tell you they are being covertly organised by Satan himself. The though of all those children of privilege running around in their birthdays suits for everyone to see makes me feel […]

Perverting the spirit of ANZAC

When you risk your life fighting for the country you love, you don’t expect that country to repay you like this. Frankly, I always thought those New Zealanders were too vulgar to be lumped in with the Australian army, but this is way off the scale – even for them. Perhaps we should consider renaming […]

Pervert of the week

Tennis used to be a game for the upper classes – you know gentlemen & ladies eating cucumber sandwiches, or strawberries and cream, sipping tea and wearing pristine white uniforms. Long haired oiks and the common herd were not allowed within cooee of kooyong. Oh how I long for a return to those salad days.  […]

Fried Pervert of the Week

I always had a problem with those taser things. What is the point of a weapon that is non-lethal? Luckily, it turns out that even the taser can be lethal to a pervert. They call it “instant justice” when it’s past the legal limit…