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A weekly post publicly shaming a topical pervert.

Pervert of the week

Nudism is like a contagious disease, and it’s reaching pandemic proportions. Just look at how openly these perverts advertise their wares. Hide your shame people, or God will smite you once and for all. Remember: your genitalia is a gift from God for the purpose of procreation. It says in the Human Being EULA that […]

Pervert of the Middle East

And while I’m posting this flood of perversions… Some people think Middle Eastern politics is complicated. I think it’s simple: You put a bunch of people who are basically un-likeable next to each other, and you end up with everybody fighting everybody else. The solution? That’s harder. Genocide? Diplomacy? Forced conversion to Christianity? Who cares! […]

Perverts with a cheek.

Old perverts never die, they just form new bands. The most worrying aspect of this is that apparently they are encouraging our precious youth to follow in their perverted footsteps – even offering them prizes to do so. And what in God’s name is a “Bif Naked”? Bah! I’ll give HIM BIF!

Perverts in the Streets

Apologies for my recent tardiness in posting, but I have been back in my beloved Queensland. While I was there, THIS FILTH was brought to my attention. Let me state, right here & now that had I been in the vicinity during this particular event, there would have been a few cyclists going home using […]

Pervert of the week.

I’ve never trusted the media. While some commentators have accused me of being in bed with the more “right” minded press, I would never have gone as far as this pervert. And what’s wrong with these police – this pervert was naked, you had every right to shoot him – even if he was tucked […]

Pervert of the Old Bailey

This is how perverts work: slowly and insidiously they inject themselves in to responsible positions within our society – pretending to be pillars of the community. Judges, Police, even in military service. Everyone expects politicians to be perverted, because our Government is based on the British system, and we all know what tremendous perverts roam […]

Perverts of the week

Pair. Perverts. Jail. Nude! Murder!! Birds of a feather flock together. Takes one to know one. Cliché Overload! AAAAAAHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Tele-pervert of the week.

I’ve used a telephone. I’ve seen a television. I’ve been on the receiving end of telegrams, telegraphs and telephoto lenses. I once punched Telly Savalas, and fought against the Tele National d’Haiti. But what on earth is Teledildonics, and why are the “computational dildo liberation army” not rotting in a prison cell somewhere? You ‘tele’ […]

Pervert of the Boutique

Sometime the spirit is willing, but the flesh is plastic. At least this pervert won’t be passing along the genes for this particular fetish. This pervert needs to get a job, and straighten himself out before he contracts some kind of petrochemical venereal disease. Of course this probably gives hope to all those nerds reading […]

Pervert of the East

Looks like like the insidious disease of Hippies has finally spread to the Middle East. Why anyone would trust a “herbal doctor” over a good old-fashioned saw-bones will remain one of life’s great mysteries to me. Back in the trenches, when one of our comrades caught some stray shrapnel from Jerry, we certainly would not […]