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Category Archives: Pervert of the week

A weekly post publicly shaming a topical pervert.

Perverts of the Past

Filth. Why would anyone want to remember the shameful lusts of the past? Surely you should be putting this sort of degenerate rubbish behind you, not celebrating it. Bah! I would say something like “back in my day…”, but most of these contraptions came from my day.

Latter Day Pervert of the week

This pervert makes my blood boil. He goes against God’s will by promoting polygamy, and does it in God’s name! This is the kind of degenerate that gives good honest fundamentalists like myself a bad name. I say we should drown him in the salt lake!  Stone him at the town gates at dawn.  ANYTHING […]

Pervert of the week

What is this Hippity Hoppity I keep hearing about? Whatever it is, the people making it are PERVERTS. Look at their demands: Beer, Whisky, Vodka, Coca Cola, Condoms, Cigars, Energy drinks, Donuts, Socks! Are these people musicians, or depraved libertines?

PerverTV of the week.

Television, drug of a nation, breeding ignorance and feeding MASTURBATION. The good news is that when you all go blind, you won’t be able to see this filth any more.

Perverts in danger!

Well, they are ALL in danger if I get hold of them, but now those stinking pansies at Greenpeace are helping promote perversion by warning their fellow perverts about potentially harmful sex toys. Frankly the government should be MANDATING the use of dangerous materials in this kind of product – maybe then we wouldn’t have […]

Pervert of the Geek

Som many perverts, so little time. Because I am developing a large back-log of perverts, my Pervert of the Week column will now be updated every few days – for a while at least. So here is todays’ Bonus Pervert:

Perverts Will Fly (into buildings?)

Following the story of Irelands Nudist Airline, and on the 5th anniversary of the September 11 attacks, comes another flying pervert. And he’s got one of those Arabic sounding names. He’s probably not even a Christian! Why the Lord tolerates people like this I will never understand.

Dead perverts of the week

In some countries, the perversion doesn’t stop even when your dead. I would kill all these bastards, but their remaining family would probably hire yet more strippers for the funerals; and so the spiral of depravity continues.

Come Fly With Perverts!

Those insatiable Irish are at it again. This Irish airline is promoting naturism in response to security concerns. The only proper response to terrorist threats is blind hysterical fear and striking out at anyone different from yourself (especially those Arab types), NOT NUDITY. These perverts will latch onto anything…

The Perverts Progress

Ha ha ha. Well done young lady. At least some of the younger generation know the proper way to treat a PERVERT. Mind you, I wouldn’t have stopped after one kick!!!  Where are all these perverts coming from?  If only I could find the nest, I could wipe out the lot with one grenade.