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Category Archives: Pervert of the week

A weekly post publicly shaming a topical pervert.

Pervert of the Watch

With a uniform comes great responsibility. Those wearing military or police uniforms naturally have a measure of power over the herds of normal people they protect. Normally perverts are weeded out before they are ever given their uniforms, but occasionally one slips through the cracks. Like this monster. Of course, in the army he would […]

A bicycle built for Perverts

There has always been something deeply perverted about cyclists. Right from the days of the Penny Farthing there was something not quite right. Then they started wearing their perversion, quite literally, on their sleeves, and everywhere else. Lycra bike clothes seemed like the epitomy of modern perversion, and now we have proof. If I had […]

Pervert of the week – what a cheek!

Prostitution is a blight on civilised societies everyehere. In South Korea, there is a new twist on the worlds oldest profession. Why can’t they just blow things up with bombs like their northern neighbors?

If I had a saw…

Amsterdam – spiritual homeland of all thinks vile and degenerate. Drugs, Sex, Rock music, dog poo in the streets; it’s all legal in this hell-hole. It will come as little surprise then that this spawning ground for the forces of darkness has coughed up this little nugget of satan’s phlegm. This is a cross between […]

Pervert of the week

And on my home turf too. There is only one sure-fire cure for perversion: the lead pill. I would gladly volunteer to administer the cure to this repulsive twerp. Two years probation now, an eternity in the lake of fire later…

Perverted Criminal of the week

It’s not bad enough that they come to steal your hard-earned belongings – now even the burglars are perverts. What happened to the old days where you could recognise a burgler by his mask, his black and white stripy shirt, and the big sack with a dollar sign on it slung over his shoulder.

Egg-heads crack under perverted pressure.

Scientists – You can’t trust them. Always messing around with God’s perfect and divine creations. Poking around to see what makes things tick. Sure they can dissect a frog, but only the Lord can put it back together. Apparently they can’t even stand to see very moderate amounts of femininity before blowing a Bunsen burner. […]

Parsimonious Pervert of the week

How much is the touch of a woman worth? According to a Helsinki court, it’s less than 2,500 euros per go. I think this is the thin edge of the wedge – soon the courts will be mandating appropriate fees for perverts who want to fondle our women folk. Frankly, if I was a woman, […]

It takes a pervert to catch a pervert.

Pathetic. A bunch of perverts respond to an ad from a “woman” offering perverse sexual gratification, and then get all upset when the “man” who actually placed the ad published all their personal details. One of them is even a military man. In my day we’d have shot the bastards!

Perverts of the World

Perverts seem to be infesting every corner of the globe. I am in two minds about this article. On one hand, there are too many of the foreign devils crawling over the planet. On the other hand, abortion is against the word of God. But then again, sending foreigners to Hell is probably good, because […]