Friday, December 22, 2006
Perversion. I like to define it as any sexual impulses generated by anything except sex for the purpose of procreation within the confines of marriage. This doesn’t seem sexy to me, but then again neither does dressing up as a baby, or whips and handcuffs.
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Monday, December 11, 2006
I.. . This.. The… but.. Oh, just read it for yourself. Too flabbergasted to speak. Going to lie down now.
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You know, before the Cultural Revolution, China had a long standing culture with a number of good points; they venerated the elderly, they had nice costumes and the food was good. Since Chairman Mao and his loony lefties took over, all they get is this sort of perversion.
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As an author myself, I am often tempted to turn from the light of the Lord, and write lascivious nonsense. Having an iron will, I always manage to beat this urge. Unfortunately some people aren’t so strong. And now the weak willed perverts are running America again. Stand-by for more Clintonesque sex-in-the-streets-of-Washington.
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Monday, November 27, 2006
Q. What do you get if you cross Courtney Cox (from Friends) with Coutney Love (from Nirvana)? A. Courtney Love-Cox (say it out loud – it’s a great joke for office parties) I remember protesting at the front row of the Sydney Big Day Out when Ms. Love was playing a few years back. You […]
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Art… People go on and on about art, and how important it is, and what a wonderful medium for free expression it is, etc. ad nauseam. Well, you know what; ALL art produced post 1920s is rubbish. Unadulterated trash spewing forth from all corners of the globe. Take this for example. I’ve never been a […]
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Saturday, November 18, 2006
The law is an ass. But how are our good lawmakers supposed to account for acts like this one that are so far off the scale of human decency as to boggle the mind. Sometimes there is no point bothering our already overloaded judicial system. Sometimes you just need to take the perverts out to […]
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Japanese public transport: Masses of sweaty people crammed in together. No wonder it’s a haven for perverts. The Japanese even have a special word for the bus or train pervert – “Chikan”. Who would have thought someone would find a decent use for all those ridiculous telephone gizmos.
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Friday, November 10, 2006
Those arch perverts, The Beatles, once sang “all you need is Glove”. This arch pervert seems to have followed in their cloven foot steps. Gaol for you matey! And have a good hard look at yourself while you are there, or the Lord will have something far worse than deprivation of liberty, bad food and […]
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I like to think that when a man reaches a certain age, he gives up on the desires of the flesh completely. His genitalia waves a little white flag and lies down for the big sleep. Unfortunately there are those who don’t know when quit, like this dirty old man. Must be all that clean […]
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