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‘Passion’ sets Wagga tongues wagging

The film, The Passion Of The Christ, has triggered tensions in a New South Wales country town since it started screening last week. Several prominent homosexuals from the Wagga District in the Riverina have condemned the film, which tells the story of a loony messiah, and they have urged people not to see it. But […]

Loony Lefties

Why do these loony lefty types persist. Honestly, these spineless nancies are doomed to fail. Just last week I hired a pack of young boys to help me do some chores around the compound. At the end of a health-giving day of hard labour, I rewarded them whith a shiny new dollar coin to share […]

Arnageddon

This is the end-times. You’re going to burn son.  Best minds of my FOOT! Blah Blah Blah