{"id":96,"date":"2007-02-07T15:00:26","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T04:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2007-02-07T15:00:26","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T04:00:26","slug":"perverts-of-the-creek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=96","title":{"rendered":"Perverts of the creek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pagans &#8211; BAH!  No one should have to endure the facile ramblings of these idiotic neo-druids.  If this <a title=\"rain drops are falling on my genitalia....\" href=\"http:\/\/www.abc.net.au\/news\/newsitems\/200701\/s1835479.htm\">naked pagan rain dance<\/a> thing actually works, I am giving up drinking or washing in water forever.  May God strike them down with lightning for being so stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pagans &#8211; BAH! No one should have to endure the facile ramblings of these idiotic neo-druids. If this naked pagan rain dance thing actually works, I am giving up drinking or washing in water forever. May God strike them down with lightning for being so stupid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}