{"id":90,"date":"2007-03-08T09:55:26","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T22:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=90"},"modified":"2007-03-08T09:55:26","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T22:55:26","slug":"pervert-of-the-boutique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=90","title":{"rendered":"Pervert of the Boutique"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime the spirit is willing, but the flesh is plastic.  At least this pervert won&#8217;t be passing along the genes for <a title=\"Man oh mannequin...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/world\/mannequin-pervert-jailed-for-breakins\/2007\/01\/26\/1169594468811.html\">this particular fetish<\/a>.  This pervert needs to get a job, and straighten himself out before he contracts some kind of petrochemical venereal disease.  Of course this probably gives hope to all those nerds reading this who can&#8217;t get access to a real live flesh and blood girl, but don&#8217;t be tempted or YOU will end up in jail as well.  Even if you get away with it, you will end up in HELL.  Do I make myself clear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometime the spirit is willing, but the flesh is plastic. At least this pervert won&#8217;t be passing along the genes for this particular fetish. This pervert needs to get a job, and straighten himself out before he contracts some kind of petrochemical venereal disease. Of course this probably gives hope to all those nerds reading [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}