{"id":83,"date":"2007-01-10T09:15:32","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T22:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=83"},"modified":"2007-01-10T09:15:32","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T22:15:32","slug":"perverts-of-the-caribbean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=83","title":{"rendered":"Perverts of the Caribbean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Rolling Stones.\u00c2\u00a0 I hated them in the sixties.\u00c2\u00a0 I loathed them in the seventies.\u00c2\u00a0 I despised them in the eighties.\u00c2\u00a0 In the nineties, they were pretty quiet, but I still reviled them.\u00c2\u00a0 Now in the new millennium they nauseate me as much as ever.\u00c2\u00a0 Why won&#8217;t Keith Richards just die?\u00c2\u00a0 I mean he&#8217;s consumed enough drugs to destroy every fair Queensland youth for a century, but he just won&#8217;t lie down and die.\u00c2\u00a0 Now it turns out <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Jumping Jack Sparrow, it's the gallow, gallow, gallows\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/film\/flash-keiths-joining-jumping-jack\/2007\/01\/09\/1168104970516.html\" rel=\"noopener\">he will be appearing<\/a> the next <em>Pirates of the Caribbean<\/em> movie.\u00c2\u00a0 The first movie in this series was about a ghostly crew of cursed undead skeleton people.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe Keith will fit in after all&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Rolling Stones.\u00c2\u00a0 I hated them in the sixties.\u00c2\u00a0 I loathed them in the seventies.\u00c2\u00a0 I despised them in the eighties.\u00c2\u00a0 In the nineties, they were pretty quiet, but I still reviled them.\u00c2\u00a0 Now in the new millennium they nauseate me as much as ever.\u00c2\u00a0 Why won&#8217;t Keith Richards just die?\u00c2\u00a0 I mean he&#8217;s consumed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=83"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=83"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=83"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=83"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}