{"id":65,"date":"2006-10-24T13:53:26","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T02:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=65"},"modified":"2006-10-24T13:53:26","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T02:53:26","slug":"a-bicycle-built-for-perverts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=65","title":{"rendered":"A bicycle built for Perverts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There has always been something deeply perverted about cyclists.  Right from the days of the Penny Farthing there was something not quite right.  Then they started wearing their perversion, quite literally, on their sleeves, and everywhere else.  Lycra bike clothes seemed like the epitomy of modern perversion, <a title=\"Sadie, Sadie, flash me your fanny do...\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.chesterfieldtoday.co.uk\/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=728&#038;ArticleID=1817757\" rel=\"noopener\">and now we have proof<\/a>. If I had my way, we would be laying man-traps in every bicycle lane on every road in the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There has always been something deeply perverted about cyclists. Right from the days of the Penny Farthing there was something not quite right. Then they started wearing their perversion, quite literally, on their sleeves, and everywhere else. Lycra bike clothes seemed like the epitomy of modern perversion, and now we have proof. If I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}