{"id":57,"date":"2006-10-11T17:42:39","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T06:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=57"},"modified":"2006-10-11T17:42:39","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T06:42:39","slug":"parsimonious-pervert-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Parsimonious Pervert of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How much is the touch of a woman worth?  <a title=\"Court red handed...\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/today.reuters.com\/news\/articlenews.aspx?storyID=2006-09-22T143124Z_01_L22477164_RTRUKOC_0_US-FINLAND-BREASTS.xml\" rel=\"noopener\">According to a Helsinki court<\/a>, it&#8217;s less than 2,500 euros per go. I think this is the thin edge of the wedge &#8211; soon the courts will be mandating appropriate fees for perverts who want to fondle our women folk.  Frankly, if <em>I<\/em> was a woman, I would want a lot more than that for some senile pervert to grope my ample heaving boosoms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much is the touch of a woman worth? According to a Helsinki court, it&#8217;s less than 2,500 euros per go. I think this is the thin edge of the wedge &#8211; soon the courts will be mandating appropriate fees for perverts who want to fondle our women folk. Frankly, if I was a woman, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}