{"id":56,"date":"2006-09-22T21:49:04","date_gmt":"2006-09-22T10:49:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2006-09-22T21:49:04","modified_gmt":"2006-09-22T10:49:04","slug":"business-bastard-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Business Bastard 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m on a roll, let me tell you that only stupid fucks use &#8220;<strong>Gotalk<\/strong>&#8221; for their telecommunication needs.  May I suggest a name change to &#8220;GoFuck Yourself You Filthy Fucking Shithead Arselickers&#8221;.  Not only did they want to charge me more than my current phone company (3.5c more per local call, for christs sake), if the quality of the call I received was anything to go by then I would suggest you avoid them like the plague.  I was called by &#8220;Cheryl&#8221; tonight (judging by the Indian accent, I suspect this is not her real name \u00e2\u20ac\u201c but that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s neither here nor there).  The delay was awful, it seriously took more than 2 seconds for her to hear what I was saying and vice versa.  I have used VoIP over a satellite modem, which I thought was the worst possible configuration for telephony, but even that is usable (sort of).  This service was so bad it was literally impossible to use.  If you&#8217;re going to interrupt me in the middle of a movie at least use a fucking phone system that works you faeces encrusted sphincters.<\/p>\n<p>POST SCRIPT:\u00c2\u00a0 They did it again.\u00c2\u00a0 Same losers rang again at 3pm(ish) on 28\/9\/2006.\u00c2\u00a0 They rang when my wife was asleep, my 2 year-old was asleep and my 3 month old baby was asleep &#8211; very fucking considerate! Same crappy VoIP line delay.\u00c2\u00a0 Arseholes!\u00c2\u00a0 Fuck them and their shitty service.\u00c2\u00a0 Gotalk are like retarded children who can&#8217;t even tell when they&#8217;ve crapped themselves.\u00c2\u00a0 Anyone that uses this pack of infected haemorrhoids deserves the crappy service they are overpaying for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I&#8217;m on a roll, let me tell you that only stupid fucks use &#8220;Gotalk&#8221; for their telecommunication needs. May I suggest a name change to &#8220;GoFuck Yourself You Filthy Fucking Shithead Arselickers&#8221;. Not only did they want to charge me more than my current phone company (3.5c more per local call, for christs sake), [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biggger-busines-bastards"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}