{"id":516,"date":"2006-02-02T01:36:53","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T01:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=7"},"modified":"2006-02-02T01:36:53","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T01:36:53","slug":"internet-explorer-vs-firefox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=516","title":{"rendered":"Internet Explorer Vs. Firefox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have it on good authority that every time you look at a web page using Microsoft&#8217;s Internet Explorer browser, you are committing a mortal sin which make the <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"What else make the baby Jesus cry?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.columbia.edu\/cu\/thefed\/v3\/volume17\/5\/crybabyjesus.shtml\" rel=\"noopener\">baby Jesus cry<\/a>.  Using Mozilla <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Firefox\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mozilla.com\/firefox\/\" rel=\"noopener\">Firefox<\/a> pokes the eye of Satan with a chilli coated stick.  Here&#8217;s a poem to help you remember this.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Microsoft makes Jesus cry<br \/>\nFirefox Pokes Satan&#8217;s eye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which side are YOU on?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have it on good authority that every time you look at a web page using Microsoft&#8217;s Internet Explorer browser, you are committing a mortal sin which make the baby Jesus cry. Using Mozilla Firefox pokes the eye of Satan with a chilli coated stick. Here&#8217;s a poem to help you remember this. Microsoft makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-passes-for-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}