{"id":50,"date":"2006-10-19T11:04:11","date_gmt":"2006-10-19T00:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2006-10-19T11:04:11","modified_gmt":"2006-10-19T00:04:11","slug":"egg-heads-crack-under-perverted-pressure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Egg-heads crack under perverted pressure."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scientists &#8211;  You can&#8217;t trust them.  Always messing around with God&#8217;s perfect and divine creations.  Poking around to see what makes things tick.  Sure they can dissect a frog, but only the Lord can put it back together.  Apparently they can&#8217;t even stand to see very moderate amounts of femininity before blowing a Bunsen burner.  <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"BurLESSque is burMORE.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.crikey.com.au\/Politics\/20060908-Burlesque-not-in-the-laboratory-please.html\" rel=\"noopener\">This pack of geeks exploded<\/a> after witnessing what appears to have been the tamest of burlesque shows.  I remember during the war, the men often enjoyed the harmless camaraderie of attending a burlesque house.  That was before the scientists invented nuclear weapons, plunging the world into a half-century long cold war.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scientists &#8211; You can&#8217;t trust them. Always messing around with God&#8217;s perfect and divine creations. Poking around to see what makes things tick. Sure they can dissect a frog, but only the Lord can put it back together. Apparently they can&#8217;t even stand to see very moderate amounts of femininity before blowing a Bunsen burner. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}