{"id":240,"date":"2011-03-07T09:37:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2011-03-07T09:37:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T22:37:26","slug":"the-happiest-pervert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"The Happiest Pervert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What is <a title=\"Happy Shiny Pervert\" href=\"http:\/\/www.courier-journal.com\/article\/20110303\/NEWS01\/303030058\/0\/NEWS01\/Man-tells-police-erratic-driving-due-oral-sex\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this buffoon<\/a> grinning about? Caught out by police, booked and facing court, yet he can&#8217;t wipe the smile off his face.\u00a0 If that&#8217;s the effect oral sex has on people I&#8217;m glad no one has ever offered to do it to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What is this buffoon grinning about? Caught out by police, booked and facing court, yet he can&#8217;t wipe the smile off his face.\u00a0 If that&#8217;s the effect oral sex has on people I&#8217;m glad no one has ever offered to do it to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}