{"id":174,"date":"2009-12-02T09:35:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T22:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=174"},"modified":"2009-12-02T09:35:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T22:35:05","slug":"tony-abbott-the-rampant-rabbit-darkness-rising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Tony Abbott, the Rampant Rabbit – Darkness Rising."},"content":{"rendered":"

In order to “celebrate” complete nut-job Tony Abbott’s<\/a> ascension to shadow-power I thought I would re-print the lyrics to Eric “the red” Schwartz’s<\/a> excellent song Keep your Jesus of my Penis.<\/em> Schwartz Good. Abbott Bad.\u00a0 Go buy Schwartz at CD Baby<\/a> – you won’t regret it.<\/p>\n

CHORUS:<\/em>
\nKeep your Jesus off my penis,
\nKeep your bible off my balls,
\nKeep your prayers out of my ears,
\nAnd your crosses off my walls,
\nYou can keep the virgin mother,
\nAnd the resurrection too,
\nKeep your Jesus off my penis,
\nI\u2019ll keep my penis off of you,<\/p>\n

Well, I\u2019m frickin\u2019 sick and tired,
\nOf turning on the news,
\nAnd seeing the religious right\u2019s ungodly fight,
\nTo take our right to choose,
\nWhen to bear our children,
\nWho to love and how,
\nEducation and protection, if we\u2019re just practicing for now,
\nSo W, look, obey a book,
\nIf that\u2019s what works for you,
\nBut I don\u2019t tell you how to pray,
\nSo don\u2019t you tell me how to screw!,<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

So you\u2019re screaming bloody murder,
\nabout the Taliban regime,
\nFor subjugating women and being too extreme,
\nAnd basing legislation on some ancient, holy book,
\nDoes that sound a bit familiar?,
\nHere\u2019s a mirror, have a look!,
\nAnd as for the Ten Commandments,
\nthey need one more, at least,
\n\u201cThou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests\u201d,
\nNow how\u2019d they let that happen,
\nUnless they just abhor us?,
\nWell, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!<\/p>\n

CHORUS<\/p>\n

So you\u2019ll execute a person and then protect the single cell,
\nBut mercy kill the terminally ill and you\u2019re going straight to Hell?,
\nWell, I don\u2019t know much about the word of God, far be it from me,
\nBut I can tell you what it ain\u2019t, that\u2019s hypo-christianity,
\nWell, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope,
\nThere is beauty in religion,
\nAnd joy and love and hope,
\nAnd we\u2019re all lookin\u2019 for that answer,
\nSome colossal, cosmic cause,
\nBut who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?,<\/p>\n

It\u2019s just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned,
\nAnti-choice agnostics, I could count \u2018em on one hand
\nAnd as for killing babies, I\u2019ve got but one retort:
\nIf someone raped your daughter,
\nGeorge, you\u2019d beg her to abort<\/p>\n

And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection
\n\u2018Cuz you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection,
\nWell, one day you\u2019ll face the pearly gates,
\nAnd what you gonna say,
\nWhen that long-haired, Jewish peacenick,
\nsends your ass the other way,<\/p>\n

Sayin\u2019 keep your Jesus off my penis,
\nKeep your bible off my balls,
\nKeep your prayers out of my ears,
\nAnd your crosses off my walls,
\nI\u2019ve had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew,
\nSo keep your Jesus off my penis,
\nWell, at least that\u2019s what I would do,
\nYeah, keep your Jesus off my penis,
\nI\u2019ll keep my penis off of you,
\nThat\u2019s if\u2019n you want me to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In order to “celebrate” complete nut-job Tony Abbott’s ascension to shadow-power I thought I would re-print the lyrics to Eric “the red” Schwartz’s excellent song Keep your Jesus of my Penis. Schwartz Good. Abbott Bad. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}