{"id":157,"date":"2009-02-09T12:12:14","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T01:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=157"},"modified":"2009-02-09T12:12:14","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T01:12:14","slug":"under-talented-under-inhibited-and-coming-down-under","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"Under-talented, under-inhibited and coming Down-under."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the good-old-days, Mother England used to deport <a title=\"One brand name I would never buy...\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smh.com.au\/news\/entertainment\/people\/smart-branding\/2009\/02\/08\/1234027855266.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">perverts like this<\/a> to the colonies.\u00a0 Nowdays, I spend myself thinking of ways to keep them out without inhibiting the flow of decent hard working Brittons to our fatal shores.<\/p>\n<p>Should the &#8220;shagger of the year&#8221; turn up on my doorstep, he and his smacked out comrades would get very short shrift indeed. Yes mister Brand, I would strongly advise you to keep your putrid genitalia locked firmly in those ridiculous leather pants during your upcoming visit.\u00a0 I am developing a potent new form of venerial disease just for you, a virulent crotch rot that will put an end to your days of wild romantic abandon once and for all.\u00a0 You have been warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the good-old-days, Mother England used to deport perverts like this to the colonies.\u00a0 Nowdays, I spend myself thinking of ways to keep them out without inhibiting the flow of decent hard working Brittons to our fatal shores. Should the &#8220;shagger of the year&#8221; turn up on my doorstep, he and his smacked out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[14,45,55],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-passes-for-thought","tag-crotch-rot","tag-pervert","tag-shagger"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}