O.K.\u00a0 I seem to have gone into accidental semi-retirement here, but something happening in my own back yard has roused me from my blissful slumber.\u00a0 World Youth Day 2008: Bringing Paedophile Priests and Youth Together.\u00a0 Catchy slogan that.\u00a0 Apparently the pope is going to apologise for letting the clergy fuck our children for so long.\u00a0 Isn’t that nice of him, especially since both he and George Pell have previously been caught covering up this abuse.\u00a0 Nice.<\/p>\n
But apart from the rampant molestation of children that is happening in Sydney as I type this, my prediction is that WYD will also result in hundreds if not thousands of unwanted teen pregnancies.\u00a0 Lets face it, you put a few hundred thousand young people together, and you are going to get fucking.\u00a0 Lots and lots of pimply papist pupae porking.\u00a0 Being Catholics may stop them using contraception, but since they are still (nominally) human, there will <\/strong><\/em>be shagging, my friends.\u00a0 Sex in the Sydney streets. Catholic coitus. God-botherer gang bangs. Mark my words.<\/p>\n Of course the more cynical among you may suspect that this is exactly why Pope Bendydick and his venereal Vatican have planned World Youth Day in the first place – to kick-start the begatting. Well, that and the supply of fresh faced fodder for fetishist Fathers. I for one am against this disgrace. Bah humbug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" O.K.\u00a0 I seem to have gone into accidental semi-retirement here, but something happening in my own back yard has roused me from my blissful slumber.\u00a0 World Youth Day 2008: Bringing Paedophile Priests and Youth Together.\u00a0 Catchy slogan that.\u00a0 Apparently the pope is going to apologise for letting the clergy fuck our children for so long.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}